-:- How to get your head snapped off, and handed back to you -:-

1. Start your bitch fest while I am pouring my first cup of java. Notice I said pouring as in have not taken a drink yet.

2. Stepping up to the plate with nothing but hearsay bullshit.

Yep, those two things will result in moi spinning around,biting your head off and handing it back to you once I am done chewing on it. And for an added little bonus, said person starts crying and runs off to tell my boss I was being mean! I guess I can check the 'make someone cry today' task off my to do list.

Be back in a bit, the boss is laughing on the other line.

-:- Update -:-

Okay this is what happened...

Hubby and I head out with a few friends after work to a local pub here in town. Of course we run into others from work, and no these are not people we consider friends.

As the night rolls on, the wife of a guy who is a manager at work, tells one of my friends that she is thinking about coming in and kickin the girl who works for her husbands ass. I guess this girl (who is married) has been calling her bosses cell phone in the middle of the night and slipping him little love notes, that *gasp* made it home to the wife. Of course these being fucktard Iowa, the wife gets mad at the girl and not the hubby. Because clearly he has not done anything wrong in this.. *what the fuck ever*

Anyway the next work week, this girl who is screwing around with her boss hears that I 'told' the wife she was screwing around. So this is where it comes in that I am being mean to her. I guess what she thinks is mean is this. I simply explained her to that if you are going to screw around while your married with another married man, your boss to not be alarmed when people talk and the wife finds out. Of course I could have told her it was the wife telling my friend, but why the fuck should I? This is not my problem.. I am not the one who has a mean ass wife on my ass...

Well since all this happened, the girl's hubby now waits in the parking lot for her after work. Aww how sweet. I guess when you act like a whore, you should be not be alarmed when people talk.. Expecially when you don't try to hide it from those you work with.

Evil Wench blogged on 8:01 AM
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